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[fck_yeah_tennis]

I'm bored...

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[ahonoyume]

You could play with yourself.

(ooc: Yuushi, stop making solitaire sound sketchy)

[fck_yeah_tennis]

Already did.

Bored again.

[ahonoyume]

How quick.

You're welcome to borrow my box set of Sex in the City. I love tracing outfits through the decade.

[fck_yeah_tennis]

Sex in the city? Seriously?

.....

You gonna watch it with me and amuse me when it gets all steamy?

[ahonoyume]

Clearly, you're missing out on magic.

I would think that the steamy bits are the most amusing, boy wonder.

[fck_yeah_tennis]

Mm, yes, but not nearly as fun as hands on steamy time.

[ahonoyume]

Oh, you're not wrong, but I thought you were more the type to get twitchy during the shopping. Am I wrong? Or should I bring you a runway show instead?

[fck_yeah_tennis]

There's shopping? Why did they make a show about shopping?

[ahonoyume]

Have you ever heard the phrase "sex sells"?

[fck_yeah_tennis]

Yeah, I can get behind the sex.....but...why the shopping? Ugh....

If it's not for tennis gear, pets, or new bath salts it's so not worth it...

[ahonoyume]

It's like anatomically correct barbies. Make the drama, dress them up, strip them down, fun for everyone.

[fck_yeah_tennis]

...

When you put it that way it actually sounds kind of fun.....

[ahonoyume]

If you're fond of that premise, perhaps a shopping trip instead.